Wednesday, 25 February 2009


'I've got some bad news for you' were the words waiting for me from Mrs AB, when I returned home last night. As she handed me the envelope emblazoned with the crest of the Hertfordshire Constabulary, I almost knew what was inside.

'Notice of Intented Prosecution', oh, and welcome home.

17 years blemish free driving wiped with a single shutter press by a sneaky bastard in a bush. Despite the NIP being sent to the wrong address, the incorrect name appearing, photographic evidence, in an action-replay-style, and calibration certificates (almost out of date), would leave it in little doubt that it was indeed driving at the time of the alleged offence.

So, by way of a public service and as a a two-fingered gesture to the Herts Constabulary and Three Rivers D.C, should you happen to find yourself driving along the B462 Aldenham Road, Bushey S/W of the Metropolitan Police Club (Funnily enough) travelling N/E, then look out for the sneaky bastard in the bush with the radar gun who's out there solely to swell the coffers of Three Rivers D.C while Britain falls apart around us. Today's picture shows the precise location of the sneaky bastard with the radar gun.

Kids are dying on the streets, but don't worry the police obviously have the resources to allow officers to sit around all day collecting taxes on behalf of McBrown.

Oh, and just in case you were wondering 42 in a 30 and no, I'm not proud of it. 3 Points and a £60 fine will leave a bitter taste in AngryBritain's mouth for quite some time to come. Obviously no 'Speed awareness' courses on offer in Herts ...

Avoid more tax people. Slow down, or invest in a camera detector.

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