Avalanche!

Great to see Mayor Boris doing his bit to keep us Londoners safe today. If you wander under the gleaming curves of City Hall today you'll see a crappy little photocopied sign warning 'Watch out for falling ice'

Gee thanks Mr Mayor.

Considering that you normally shut More London off at the mearest whiff of danger, to which I am referring to that petrol powered behemoth you use to clean the windows, would it not be wiser to barrier off the dangerous bit under City Hall?

If the little melting Igloo that someone has built on the green next to you is anything to go by this lunchtime, certain death is sure to befall some unfortunate soul before the day is out!

This was a public service announcement by AngryBritain.com - Preventing death on the streets of London