James May - We Salute You!

A fantastic column which you must read. Mr May we salute you!

"It was like a premium-rate telephone sex line, except it was about carburettors. I knew I was not alone, and not necessarily a pervert"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/columnists/jamesmay/3682824/Why-men-are-so-keen-to-mess-up-the-kitchen.html